A Horrifying Discovery

This Easter, my sister was nice enough to send me some mail that could easily be compared to waking up with a horse's head in my bed.

Her intention was to send me an Easter package, complete with jelly beans, Haribo gummy bears (I think the green ones are laced with nicotine), and a chocolate rabbit.

This is what I saw when I opened the box:

Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

The rabbit's face was a melted, deformed mess. The sugary eyeball had oozed to another part of what was left of the face, and it peered out at me, pleading for it all to end.

I obliged.