Her intention was to send me an Easter package, complete with jelly beans, Haribo gummy bears (I think the green ones are laced with nicotine), and a chocolate rabbit.
This is what I saw when I opened the box:
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| Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh! |
I obliged.
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
A Horrifying Discovery
This Easter, my sister was nice enough to send me some mail that could easily be compared to waking up with a horse's head in my bed.
Her intention was to send me an Easter package, complete with jelly beans, Haribo gummy bears (I think the green ones are laced with nicotine), and a chocolate rabbit.
This is what I saw when I opened the box:
The rabbit's face was a melted, deformed mess. The sugary eyeball had oozed to another part of what was left of the face, and it peered out at me, pleading for it all to end.
I obliged.
Her intention was to send me an Easter package, complete with jelly beans, Haribo gummy bears (I think the green ones are laced with nicotine), and a chocolate rabbit.
This is what I saw when I opened the box:
I obliged.
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haribo? your sister's a classy lady. well, at least when it comes to gummis. i can't really vouch for anything else.
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